Here’s Proof That Sports Car Owners Have Small Wieners

If you drive a flashy sports car like a Chevrolet Corvette or Ford Mustang Dark Horse, or a Porsche 911, we have some bad news: there’s a good chance you may have a small wiener. Actually, the above statement is a fallacy (or is that phallusy?), but a new study found a psychological link between small penises and fast cars. Basically, men buy ostentatious vehicles once they start believing they have smaller-than-average pee-pees.